No offence

Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.
Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
CLICK,BANG
Paddy "OK, done that, what next?

:lol: smiley19 :lol:

nickyburnell wrote: Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.
Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
CLICK,BANG
Paddy "OK, done that, what next?

I don't get it ... oh, wait, it's because the Irish are so stupid. Great joke.

Well done smiley20

I live in North Devon, so heres one that takes the piss out of me.

How do you do a high five in N Devon?

High six!


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Thats HIGH five, it won't let me edit.

Naughty boy...

I worked in Dublin for a year, and can say 99% of the Irish people I met were great to get on with..

The honesty they talk with sometimes can really shock you though, (if you're not used to it, like a hardened Northener from UK.. smiley2 )

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I have seventeen first cousins in Ireland - most from Dublin and I think I know just what you mean Lev.

Worked on Tippers with some of the lovelyest Irish people ever.
They LOVED paddy jokes, had some great English Bastar** ones IIRC.
Best buddys dad, Lee Lynch, revered Irish singer, he and his dad forever doing paddy jokes.

SOOOO sensitive, this political correctness is mental.
Scottish tight jokes, Irish dim, Welsh Sheep, and on and on.

Blimey, if it helps, I apologise for offending you personally.

nickyburnell wrote: Blimey, if it helps, I apologise for offending you personally.

Didn't offend me...

But it's too late... I need to delete or ban something..

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